{"id":399,"date":"2003-12-13T21:43:55","date_gmt":"2003-12-14T04:43:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kattywilly.com\/blog\/?p=399"},"modified":"2003-12-13T21:43:55","modified_gmt":"2003-12-14T04:43:55","slug":"halley-wants-to-know-if","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kattywilly.com\/blog\/?p=399","title":{"rendered":"Halley wants to know if&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Halley wants to know if girls are as <A href=\"http:\/\/halleyscomment.blogspot.com\/archives\/2003_12_07_halleyscomment_archive.html#107134512590791319\">messy as boys<\/A>.&nbsp; I would say definately YES!&nbsp; I was trying to come up with a description for what it appears like to me.&nbsp; The closest thing I could come up with is some sort of alien being that&nbsp;poops toys and &#8220;stuff&#8221; every time it stops moving for a minute or more.&nbsp; It doesn&#8217;t seem to matter how much stuff is already on the floor it just keeps pooping out more.&nbsp; If the floor does get completely covered the thing will search out fresh floor space in other rooms.&nbsp; I have noticed that proximity to the television seems to increase the quantity of pooped toys.&nbsp; I think it has something to do with the radiation coming from the screen, or an adverse reaction to the animated images on the screen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Halley wants to know if girls are as messy as boys.&nbsp; I would say definately YES!&nbsp; I was trying to come up with a description for what it appears like to me.&nbsp; The closest thing I could come up with &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kattywilly.com\/blog\/?p=399\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kattywilly.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kattywilly.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kattywilly.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kattywilly.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kattywilly.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=399"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.kattywilly.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kattywilly.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kattywilly.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kattywilly.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}